This month has absolutely sucked monkey butthole (i'm just gonna assume monkey buttholes are not pleasant). Seems like one thing after another is going wrong for me and is costing me more and more money. Here's a little breakdown of all the monies that have found their way out of my bank account this month...
Rent - $450
Utilities: $80
Food - $200
Gas - $200
Speeding Ticket - $400
Round Trip plane ticket to Florida - $830
Las Vegas: $370
Broken Sideview Mirror - $200?
Grand total (FINE I'll add this shit up for you... lazy bastards): $2730
I make less than $2000 per month... so thrilled.
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