70. What's Your Sign?

Probably not what you think it is...

As of a couple days ago there has been a 13th Zodiac sign added to the mix. Why oh why would this ever happen in a world? Since they're establishment by the ancient Babylonians, the moon's gravitational pull has caused the Earth to 'wobble' slightly on its axis. Thus affecting the Earth's alignment with the stars.

What does this mean, exactly? Well, it basically shifts all the dates of the previous 12 Zodiac signs. What you were before might not be what you are now. For me... I was Cancer before. Now it seems as though I'm Gemini. This isn't the case for everyone though. If you happened to be on the very edge of the limitations of your sign you may, JUST MAY, have gotten pushed more towards the middle or other side of your sign. But for the rest of us... you can kiss your old sign goodbye.

Here are the NEW dates for all the Zodiac signs, including the newest member of the group, Ophiuchus:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.