58. New Years: Success

This years New Years Eve celebration took place in the Poconos at a small mountain house in the middle of nowhere.

Day/Night One: Thursday 12/30/10
Attendants: Spreenwich, Ri, Hate, Meg, Cody, Mike Jordhamo, the Lord, and myself.
Notable Events:
-Spreen, Kate, Meg, and Myself arrive.
-The Lord arrives.
-The Lord and I turn every thermostat up to max.
-Ari and Cody arrive
-Ari and Cody forget our dinner for that evening as well as all the games (most notably: drinking jenga). I'm surprised they remembered the keg.
-House becomes a sauna. Thermostats are turned down
-Mike Jordhamo arrives. Brings Lasagna. Clutch
-Family dinner
-Guy/Girl teams are picked for Beer Olympics. Teams: Yoel/Ri, the Lord/Spreen, Jordhamo/Meg, Cody/Kate? I honestly have no clue if that's correct or not.
-Somebody (Cody/Kate) tried to sabotage Ri and Myself by switching one of my beer cups for flip cup with a cup of jack and ginger. Needless to say... we didn't win that round.
-Ri and I bounced back and won every other game we played... that is until the Lord went into one of his drunken fits of rage and refused to continue playing against us.
-Vid chat with the Chad
-Massive dance party

-I got up on the second floor railing and pretended like I was going to jump off. Successfully scared the shit out of Spreenwich.
-Everyone went to bed.
-Tom became extremely wierd: jager bombs in the kitchen by himself. Tried to climb into bed with Meg. When she left to go to the couch he tried to sleep on the couch with her. When she went back to the bed he once again tried to climb in with her and once again made her move to the couch. Then he walked around the house trying to call random people on his phone. Talked to one girl on speaker phone for a while. Walked around turning on/off different lights around the first floor. Started taking pictures of god knows what in a room by himself with someone else's camera. The weirdest of human beings really.




Day/Night Two: Friday 12/31/10
Attendants: Spreenwich, Ri, Meg, Hate, Ann, Nick, Cody, Jordhamo, Myself
Notable Events:
-Text twisting up the wazz
-Jersey shore on TV
-The Lord departs. KBYE
-Trip to Weiss (which felt like was all the way back in Jersey) to get cake mix and a couple other things.
-Burgers and dogs for a late lunch
-Speed Scrabble
-AnnNicka showing up with the the food/games that Ri and Cody left behind the day before.
-Stare in awe at all the alcohol: 13 various bottles of liquor, 24 bottles of bud light, 9 bottles of champ, and a keg of bud light. KBYE

-Everyone dons their swag and is looking sharp as can be.

-Family dinner
-Drinking Jenga

-I pulled the 'shot' block. Jordhamo made a rule that Drink/Drank/Drunk = a shot. I must have taken at least 4-5 more shots because of that rule
-Cody becomes the slave.

-Kate becomes the slave.

-Cody reclaims the slave title.

-Spreen and I must do keg stands.
-Cody decides to do a keg stand. He almost dies because I dropped his leg.

-Epic 4v4 Civil war. Teams: Ri, Me, Kate (later replaced by Meg) and Jord vs. Cody, Spreen, Ann, and Nick. Defense was key.
-Tom lord sits on vid chat for the next 4-6 hours
-Everyone grabs a bottle of champagne and counts the ball down.
-Massive dance party
-Ri and I play champagne Relay.
-Mike Jordhamo throws up ALL OVER one of the bedrooms. I step in it and get it all over my socks/pants. I freak out, strip, and run into the kitchen screaming.
-Nick pukes all over the other bedroom.
-Massive cleanup effort.
-Pillows/blankets are left floating in the bathtub.
-Pass out



Day/Night 3: Saturday 1/1/11
-We all slowly wake up and make our way to the lesbian lounge.
-Watch fat people on tv for quite a while
-Lounge all day.
-Ri/Cody/Kate depart. KBYE
-Spreen and myself make a garbage run. Spotted: a million and a half stop signs. Spotted: Claypot-Man. Spotted: garbage security guard.
-Spend the rest of the day watching tv.
-Put the fate of dinner into a game of odds and evens. Pizza wins.
-Family adventure to the nearest pizza place for dinner.
-Return home and spend the rest of the night cleaning/lounging.



Day 4: Sunday 1/2/11
-Wake up.
-Finish cleaning.
-Depart and head back to the Jerz.



Mission Accomplished.