This weekend was devoted to 90's pop music and was basically a reaffirmation of how good it was/still is.
Case and point...
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
81. Obesity vs. JO... who wins?
Random thought just popped in my head...
At what weight do you stop jerking off, either because it is too much effort or just physically impossible?
looking for feedback on this one.
At what weight do you stop jerking off, either because it is too much effort or just physically impossible?
looking for feedback on this one.
80. Everyone loves a BJ... Raji
I went to High School with him, no big deal. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the inspiration behind everything he does today.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
79. PSU Debauchery
Things that made this weekend a success...
-Bar Trivia
The 'Mark Dirty Sanchez's' made a late run from last place for a solid 4th place finish.
-Video Chat Shots up the WAZZ.
-Getting kicked out of a bar.
Tom thought it would be a good idea to swat the completely full cup of beer outa my hand while I was holding it up. Not only did it get ALL OVER Alex, but it also got all over the sound engineer's jacket. Needless to say, we didn't last very long once he noticed. Best part of all... Tom didn't even get kicked out. He ran away before the bouncer saw him. KBYE.
-Tom wandering off with a future cat lady.
-A slew of drunken texts.
2:52am - "The Lord has gone missing..."
3:06am - "k tom lord found and recovered."
-Hungover movies
-Night of drinking paid for by Amy Scheffer.
-Hammered drunk little brother
"Just make sure I keep my eyes open or else I might throw up..."
-The Onesie making an appearance
and of course...
-tons of shitty food
-Bar Trivia
-Video Chat Shots up the WAZZ.
-Getting kicked out of a bar.
-Tom wandering off with a future cat lady.
-A slew of drunken texts.
2:52am - "The Lord has gone missing..."
3:06am - "k tom lord found and recovered."
-Hungover movies
-Night of drinking paid for by Amy Scheffer.
-Hammered drunk little brother
-The Onesie making an appearance
and of course...
-tons of shitty food
Pizza at bar triva
Subway/Taco Bell at 2am
Denny's for breakfast
Wendy's for dinner
Pizza at 2am
Weggo's subs for lunch
Wings for the sis
Friday, January 21, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
77. Lookin' at me like I killed Kenny...
Just listened through all of Eminem's 'Recovery' album that came out a couple months ago. Other than the ones that have been all over the radio since its release, I came across these two songs that I hadn't heard before and thought were really good...
76. Guess I'm Gonna Be Late Today...
It never occurs to me that in times of inclement weather my car might not be ready to hit the road immediately upon me exiting my house. So I stroll out the front door with just enough time to make it to work on time and I find my car in a similar state to this...
Monday, January 17, 2011
75. Hi my name is Joel... and I'm an addict.
Considering getting addicted to drugs so I can get on 'Intervention' and then get to go chill out at the Malibu Beach Recovery Center...
74. It's About Time...
I've recently come to the realization that I am on a path headed straight towards morbid obesity. I eat like garbo (especially on the weekends i.e. White Castle at 2am the other night) and I don't exercise... ever. And with beach season right around the corner (k maybe not) I decided that's it's time to stop this nonsense and get my ass in shape.
Earlier today I went for a run for the first time in about 6 months, and I felt exactly like I thought I would... like I was gonna have a heart attack at any moment.
First off, I was freezing cold right from the get go. But I pushed this to the back of my mind cuz I knew I'd warm up in a couple minutes. I figured if I just went nice and slow, I might be able to get through the run relatively easily. Well this WAS my thought process... until my ipod died in the middle of the second song...
I don't know if you've ever gone running without any music, but there's one major issue. If you're running without music (or another person for that matter) and you start experiencing any sort of pain or discomfort, it's VERY difficult to NOT think about that pain/discomfort. It can definitely be done... I know, I used to be able to do it pretty well... it's just way more difficult. When you have music to listen to it's just one more thing to distract you from everything else that's going on and take your mind off any problems your body might be experiencing.
When my ipod first died I thought, "Ok, not a big deal. I'm only running like 3 miles. I should be fine." But then my feet started hurting, my lungs starting burning, my heart started yearning... just seeing if you're still paying attention. It wasn't enjoyable to say the least. BUT, I kept thinking about what a fat ass I am, which motivated me to keep trudging along without stopping.
By the time I got back to my house I was cramping up the wazz and my lower legs were tighter than a snail's... well... you get the point. But I didn't regret doing it. I not gonna do too much too quickly but I'm gonna try and get into a rhythm and hopefully work my way up to running a couple of miles a day.
Oh I'll be fitter than a whistle in no time.
Earlier today I went for a run for the first time in about 6 months, and I felt exactly like I thought I would... like I was gonna have a heart attack at any moment.
First off, I was freezing cold right from the get go. But I pushed this to the back of my mind cuz I knew I'd warm up in a couple minutes. I figured if I just went nice and slow, I might be able to get through the run relatively easily. Well this WAS my thought process... until my ipod died in the middle of the second song...
I don't know if you've ever gone running without any music, but there's one major issue. If you're running without music (or another person for that matter) and you start experiencing any sort of pain or discomfort, it's VERY difficult to NOT think about that pain/discomfort. It can definitely be done... I know, I used to be able to do it pretty well... it's just way more difficult. When you have music to listen to it's just one more thing to distract you from everything else that's going on and take your mind off any problems your body might be experiencing.
When my ipod first died I thought, "Ok, not a big deal. I'm only running like 3 miles. I should be fine." But then my feet started hurting, my lungs starting burning, my heart started yearning... just seeing if you're still paying attention. It wasn't enjoyable to say the least. BUT, I kept thinking about what a fat ass I am, which motivated me to keep trudging along without stopping.
By the time I got back to my house I was cramping up the wazz and my lower legs were tighter than a snail's... well... you get the point. But I didn't regret doing it. I not gonna do too much too quickly but I'm gonna try and get into a rhythm and hopefully work my way up to running a couple of miles a day.
Oh I'll be fitter than a whistle in no time.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
73. Going for Gold Down-Under
Wishing our friend Mark Alexander Glowatz the best of luck on his quest for his 17th Grand Slam Tennis title in the 2011 Australian Open tourney, taking place right now in Melbourne, Australia.
We know you can do it buddy...
We know you can do it buddy...
72. J-E-T-S... wait, really?
Not quite sure how this happened...
Happy the Pats are out but A WISH for Big Ben to stomp them next week.
Friday, January 14, 2011
71. SPOTTED: BIRTHDAY TEMPLEMONKEY
Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only Arianne "Shot Ski" Templeton.
How appropriate that your birthday falls on the holiest of holy days... Flannel Friday.
Can't wait to play Drinking Jenga and ROMP around the 'boken with you tonight. <3
How appropriate that your birthday falls on the holiest of holy days... Flannel Friday.
Can't wait to play Drinking Jenga and ROMP around the 'boken with you tonight. <3
Thursday, January 13, 2011
70. What's Your Sign?
Probably not what you think it is...
As of a couple days ago there has been a 13th Zodiac sign added to the mix. Why oh why would this ever happen in a world? Since they're establishment by the ancient Babylonians, the moon's gravitational pull has caused the Earth to 'wobble' slightly on its axis. Thus affecting the Earth's alignment with the stars.
What does this mean, exactly? Well, it basically shifts all the dates of the previous 12 Zodiac signs. What you were before might not be what you are now. For me... I was Cancer before. Now it seems as though I'm Gemini. This isn't the case for everyone though. If you happened to be on the very edge of the limitations of your sign you may, JUST MAY, have gotten pushed more towards the middle or other side of your sign. But for the rest of us... you can kiss your old sign goodbye.
Here are the NEW dates for all the Zodiac signs, including the newest member of the group, Ophiuchus:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.
As of a couple days ago there has been a 13th Zodiac sign added to the mix. Why oh why would this ever happen in a world? Since they're establishment by the ancient Babylonians, the moon's gravitational pull has caused the Earth to 'wobble' slightly on its axis. Thus affecting the Earth's alignment with the stars.
What does this mean, exactly? Well, it basically shifts all the dates of the previous 12 Zodiac signs. What you were before might not be what you are now. For me... I was Cancer before. Now it seems as though I'm Gemini. This isn't the case for everyone though. If you happened to be on the very edge of the limitations of your sign you may, JUST MAY, have gotten pushed more towards the middle or other side of your sign. But for the rest of us... you can kiss your old sign goodbye.
Here are the NEW dates for all the Zodiac signs, including the newest member of the group, Ophiuchus:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.
68. RoOoOoOoOoCK!!!!!
Since I'm sharing scenes...
This scene is the reason this movie was turned off after about 2 minutes on the bus ride to one of our track meets a few years ago...
This scene is the reason this movie was turned off after about 2 minutes on the bus ride to one of our track meets a few years ago...
66. Who Stole My Garbage??
There aren't many things in my cubicle that I'd be upset about if I found them missing. I guess my computer would be one... but other than that my cube is mostly made up of papers strewn about all over my desk. BUT... there are two things which have recently vanished from my cube that may cause me to lash out in a fit of rage if not rectified soon.
These two things would be my garbage can and my recycling bin, which look a little something like this...
What kind of heartless son of a bitch would steal someone else's trash and recycling cans??
Why would something as trivial as two small plastic receptacles no longer taking up residence in my cubicle upset me? Well... I'll tell you why.
First of all, without a garbage can, I can't throw anything out. Usually before I come to work each day I make myself 1-2 peanut butter and jelly sangwiches. Obviously, I don't just put these sangs in my bag without anything to protect the innards of my bag from getting delicious speads all over them. The remedy to said situation is usually some suran wrap. So, to sum up, each day I come to work with one or two sangs wrapped in suran wrap. Once I eat sangs and am full and satisfied I, of course, need somewhere to throw out this, now ball, of suran wrap. And where in the hell am I supposed to do this if there is no garbage can readily available? NOWHERE... that's where. Soon I may be forced to start throwing my ball of suran wrap over the walls of my cube into the surrounding cubes and telling them to deal with it...
Now onto the recycling bin...
If you've read any of my past posts about my office job, you would have seen that there are times when I find myself with nothing to do. What do I do to occupy myself during these sparing times? Well, I usually fool around on my computer. BUT, I don't exactly want to make it abundantly clear to everyone passing my cube that I am in no way doing anything that relates to work. SO, I usually put my laptop on my lap and turn so that I am facing the entrance of my cube (this blocking my screen from passersby). But, this position can get a little bit awkward, and every now and then I like to switch it up. How do I switch it up you ask? I will tell you... I usually turn my recycling bin upside down and use it as a footrest to put my feet up on. NOW HOW CAN I PUT MY FEET UP ON MY RECYCLING BIN IF MY RECYCLING BIN IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND?? Thus, you see my dilemma.
I swear to all that is holy in this world that this situation will start having negative consequences on any and all persons who work in the general area of my cubicle if not fixed in the immediate future. KBYE.
These two things would be my garbage can and my recycling bin, which look a little something like this...
What kind of heartless son of a bitch would steal someone else's trash and recycling cans??
Why would something as trivial as two small plastic receptacles no longer taking up residence in my cubicle upset me? Well... I'll tell you why.
First of all, without a garbage can, I can't throw anything out. Usually before I come to work each day I make myself 1-2 peanut butter and jelly sangwiches. Obviously, I don't just put these sangs in my bag without anything to protect the innards of my bag from getting delicious speads all over them. The remedy to said situation is usually some suran wrap. So, to sum up, each day I come to work with one or two sangs wrapped in suran wrap. Once I eat sangs and am full and satisfied I, of course, need somewhere to throw out this, now ball, of suran wrap. And where in the hell am I supposed to do this if there is no garbage can readily available? NOWHERE... that's where. Soon I may be forced to start throwing my ball of suran wrap over the walls of my cube into the surrounding cubes and telling them to deal with it...
Now onto the recycling bin...
If you've read any of my past posts about my office job, you would have seen that there are times when I find myself with nothing to do. What do I do to occupy myself during these sparing times? Well, I usually fool around on my computer. BUT, I don't exactly want to make it abundantly clear to everyone passing my cube that I am in no way doing anything that relates to work. SO, I usually put my laptop on my lap and turn so that I am facing the entrance of my cube (this blocking my screen from passersby). But, this position can get a little bit awkward, and every now and then I like to switch it up. How do I switch it up you ask? I will tell you... I usually turn my recycling bin upside down and use it as a footrest to put my feet up on. NOW HOW CAN I PUT MY FEET UP ON MY RECYCLING BIN IF MY RECYCLING BIN IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND?? Thus, you see my dilemma.
I swear to all that is holy in this world that this situation will start having negative consequences on any and all persons who work in the general area of my cubicle if not fixed in the immediate future. KBYE.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
64. Onion SportsDome
One of the funniest new shows on television. If you're a fan of The Onion then you'll like their new tv show on Comedy Central...
63. Tryin'a Catch Me Ridin' Flurry
After the Free-Movie Tuesday sesh last night I had to drive back home from my dad's house. It's about 35 miles from my dad's house to my mom's house. Usually not that bad of a trek. But last night was different. There was one minor little issue that stood in my way... it was snowing up the WAZZ.
Sure I could have stayed at my dad's house for the night. There's literally an extra bed that no one ever uses. And I didn't even have work today. So I could have stayed til well after it had stopped snowing and the coast was clear... but where's the fun in that?
Instead, I said fuck it... and ran out the door with car keys in hand.
The roads were ATROSHE.... there was probably a solid inch or two of powdery, slippery, wet snow covering the ground. Visibility was TURRIBLE... the majority of the highway I was on didn't have any street lamps on the side to illumate the way. And my windshield wipers SUCKED @$$... they pretty much just smeared the water around on the windshield, leaving me a tiny little space to see through. Not to mention I was driving my Honda Civ... probz not the best car for driving in the snow.
I'm thinking that to any other person these conditions would probably be somewhat worrisome... but it honestly made me enjoy the drive that much more. I was having a blast.
In fact, I think I might have been enjoying the drive a little TOO much. There were a couple times where I was positive that if I tried to turn the steering wheel my car would most likely spin out of control. I even passed 2 or 3 car accidents on the other side of the highway. Yet none of this seemed to phase me in the least. It for sure didn't stop me from turning the radio up and singing to Bruno Mars or rapping to Eminem as loud as I could.
I wouldn't classify myself as an adrenalin junkie. I don't go out in search of the next big thrill. But something's different when I get behind the wheel of a car. I just enjoy taking those completely unnecessary risks that most drivers (probably wisely) try to avoid.
One of these day's it'll probably get the best of me... and I'll wake up dead.
DAMN! THAT'S SOME QUANTUM SHIT RIGHT THERE!!
Sure I could have stayed at my dad's house for the night. There's literally an extra bed that no one ever uses. And I didn't even have work today. So I could have stayed til well after it had stopped snowing and the coast was clear... but where's the fun in that?
Instead, I said fuck it... and ran out the door with car keys in hand.
The roads were ATROSHE.... there was probably a solid inch or two of powdery, slippery, wet snow covering the ground. Visibility was TURRIBLE... the majority of the highway I was on didn't have any street lamps on the side to illumate the way. And my windshield wipers SUCKED @$$... they pretty much just smeared the water around on the windshield, leaving me a tiny little space to see through. Not to mention I was driving my Honda Civ... probz not the best car for driving in the snow.
I'm thinking that to any other person these conditions would probably be somewhat worrisome... but it honestly made me enjoy the drive that much more. I was having a blast.
In fact, I think I might have been enjoying the drive a little TOO much. There were a couple times where I was positive that if I tried to turn the steering wheel my car would most likely spin out of control. I even passed 2 or 3 car accidents on the other side of the highway. Yet none of this seemed to phase me in the least. It for sure didn't stop me from turning the radio up and singing to Bruno Mars or rapping to Eminem as loud as I could.
I wouldn't classify myself as an adrenalin junkie. I don't go out in search of the next big thrill. But something's different when I get behind the wheel of a car. I just enjoy taking those completely unnecessary risks that most drivers (probably wisely) try to avoid.
One of these day's it'll probably get the best of me... and I'll wake up dead.
DAMN! THAT'S SOME QUANTUM SHIT RIGHT THERE!!
62. Free-Movie Tuesday... Swan Style
Last night I indulged in another session of Free-Movie Tuesday. This week I was accompanied by the Tot.
This weeks feature: Black Swan
I don't want to say too much about it in case you haven't seen it yet. But I will say this... Taylor LITERALLY pissed his pants. No joke. But in case you're hesitant to go see this movie because it's all about ballet and dancing, well... SPOILER ALERT: LESBIAN SEX SCENE... 'nough said.
It made Natalie Portman seem less like this...
and more like this...
This weeks feature: Black Swan
It made Natalie Portman seem less like this...
and more like this...
Friday, January 7, 2011
61. Try Not To Laugh Challenge
Absolutely no way anyone is making it all the way through this video without laughing... just no way.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
60. Undercity
Saw this on Andrew Kalicki's blog and decided to post it here cuz i thought it was pretty cool. Just a crazy mofo romping around NYC.
UNDERCITY from Andrew Wonder on Vimeo.
UNDERCITY from Andrew Wonder on Vimeo.
59. It's an EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR!!
Peanut Butter & Jelly on Cinnamon Raisin Bread might be one of the best combination of flavors I've ever put in my mouth... like EVER. (sorry Tom... it's just the way it is)
Peanut Butter
+
Jelly
+
Cinnamon Raisin Bread
=
Crazy Delicious
+
+
=
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
58. New Years: Success
This years New Years Eve celebration took place in the Poconos at a small mountain house in the middle of nowhere.
Day/Night One: Thursday 12/30/10
Attendants: Spreenwich, Ri, Hate, Meg, Cody, Mike Jordhamo, the Lord, and myself.
Notable Events:
-Spreen, Kate, Meg, and Myself arrive.
-The Lord arrives.
-The Lord and I turn every thermostat up to max.
-Ari and Cody arrive
-Ari and Cody forget our dinner for that evening as well as all the games (most notably: drinking jenga). I'm surprised they remembered the keg.
-House becomes a sauna. Thermostats are turned down
-Mike Jordhamo arrives. Brings Lasagna. Clutch
-Family dinner
-Guy/Girl teams are picked for Beer Olympics. Teams: Yoel/Ri, the Lord/Spreen, Jordhamo/Meg, Cody/Kate? I honestly have no clue if that's correct or not.
-Somebody (Cody/Kate) tried to sabotage Ri and Myself by switching one of my beer cups for flip cup with a cup of jack and ginger. Needless to say... we didn't win that round.
-Ri and I bounced back and won every other game we played... that is until the Lord went into one of his drunken fits of rage and refused to continue playing against us.
-Vid chat with the Chad
-Massive dance party
-I got up on the second floor railing and pretended like I was going to jump off. Successfully scared the shit out of Spreenwich.
-Everyone went to bed.
-Tom became extremely wierd: jager bombs in the kitchen by himself. Tried to climb into bed with Meg. When she left to go to the couch he tried to sleep on the couch with her. When she went back to the bed he once again tried to climb in with her and once again made her move to the couch. Then he walked around the house trying to call random people on his phone. Talked to one girl on speaker phone for a while. Walked around turning on/off different lights around the first floor. Started taking pictures of god knows what in a room by himself with someone else's camera. The weirdest of human beings really.
Day/Night Two: Friday 12/31/10
Attendants: Spreenwich, Ri, Meg, Hate, Ann, Nick, Cody, Jordhamo, Myself
Notable Events:
-Text twisting up the wazz
-Jersey shore on TV
-The Lord departs. KBYE
-Trip to Weiss (which felt like was all the way back in Jersey) to get cake mix and a couple other things.
-Burgers and dogs for a late lunch
-Speed Scrabble
-AnnNicka showing up with the the food/games that Ri and Cody left behind the day before.
-Stare in awe at all the alcohol: 13 various bottles of liquor, 24 bottles of bud light, 9 bottles of champ, and a keg of bud light. KBYE
-Everyone dons their swag and is looking sharp as can be.
-Family dinner
-Drinking Jenga
-I pulled the 'shot' block. Jordhamo made a rule that Drink/Drank/Drunk = a shot. I must have taken at least 4-5 more shots because of that rule
-Cody becomes the slave.
-Kate becomes the slave.
-Cody reclaims the slave title.
-Spreen and I must do keg stands.
-Cody decides to do a keg stand. He almost dies because I dropped his leg.
-Epic 4v4 Civil war. Teams: Ri, Me, Kate (later replaced by Meg) and Jord vs. Cody, Spreen, Ann, and Nick. Defense was key.
-Tom lord sits on vid chat for the next 4-6 hours
-Everyone grabs a bottle of champagne and counts the ball down.
-Massive dance party
-Ri and I play champagne Relay.
-Mike Jordhamo throws up ALL OVER one of the bedrooms. I step in it and get it all over my socks/pants. I freak out, strip, and run into the kitchen screaming.
-Nick pukes all over the other bedroom.
-Massive cleanup effort.
-Pillows/blankets are left floating in the bathtub.
-Pass out
Day/Night 3: Saturday 1/1/11
-We all slowly wake up and make our way to the lesbian lounge.
-Watch fat people on tv for quite a while
-Lounge all day.
-Ri/Cody/Kate depart. KBYE
-Spreen and myself make a garbage run. Spotted: a million and a half stop signs. Spotted: Claypot-Man. Spotted: garbage security guard.
-Spend the rest of the day watching tv.
-Put the fate of dinner into a game of odds and evens. Pizza wins.
-Family adventure to the nearest pizza place for dinner.
-Return home and spend the rest of the night cleaning/lounging.
Day 4: Sunday 1/2/11
-Wake up.
-Finish cleaning.
-Depart and head back to the Jerz.
Mission Accomplished.
Day/Night One: Thursday 12/30/10
Attendants: Spreenwich, Ri, Hate, Meg, Cody, Mike Jordhamo, the Lord, and myself.
Notable Events:
-Spreen, Kate, Meg, and Myself arrive.
-The Lord arrives.
-The Lord and I turn every thermostat up to max.
-Ari and Cody arrive
-Ari and Cody forget our dinner for that evening as well as all the games (most notably: drinking jenga). I'm surprised they remembered the keg.
-House becomes a sauna. Thermostats are turned down
-Mike Jordhamo arrives. Brings Lasagna. Clutch
-Family dinner
-Guy/Girl teams are picked for Beer Olympics. Teams: Yoel/Ri, the Lord/Spreen, Jordhamo/Meg, Cody/Kate? I honestly have no clue if that's correct or not.
-Somebody (Cody/Kate) tried to sabotage Ri and Myself by switching one of my beer cups for flip cup with a cup of jack and ginger. Needless to say... we didn't win that round.
-Ri and I bounced back and won every other game we played... that is until the Lord went into one of his drunken fits of rage and refused to continue playing against us.
-Vid chat with the Chad
-Massive dance party
-Everyone went to bed.
-Tom became extremely wierd: jager bombs in the kitchen by himself. Tried to climb into bed with Meg. When she left to go to the couch he tried to sleep on the couch with her. When she went back to the bed he once again tried to climb in with her and once again made her move to the couch. Then he walked around the house trying to call random people on his phone. Talked to one girl on speaker phone for a while. Walked around turning on/off different lights around the first floor. Started taking pictures of god knows what in a room by himself with someone else's camera. The weirdest of human beings really.
Day/Night Two: Friday 12/31/10
Attendants: Spreenwich, Ri, Meg, Hate, Ann, Nick, Cody, Jordhamo, Myself
Notable Events:
-Text twisting up the wazz
-Jersey shore on TV
-The Lord departs. KBYE
-Trip to Weiss (which felt like was all the way back in Jersey) to get cake mix and a couple other things.
-Burgers and dogs for a late lunch
-Speed Scrabble
-AnnNicka showing up with the the food/games that Ri and Cody left behind the day before.
-Stare in awe at all the alcohol: 13 various bottles of liquor, 24 bottles of bud light, 9 bottles of champ, and a keg of bud light. KBYE
-Drinking Jenga
-Cody becomes the slave.
-Cody decides to do a keg stand. He almost dies because I dropped his leg.
-Tom lord sits on vid chat for the next 4-6 hours
-Everyone grabs a bottle of champagne and counts the ball down.
-Massive dance party
-Ri and I play champagne Relay.
-Mike Jordhamo throws up ALL OVER one of the bedrooms. I step in it and get it all over my socks/pants. I freak out, strip, and run into the kitchen screaming.
-Nick pukes all over the other bedroom.
-Massive cleanup effort.
-Pillows/blankets are left floating in the bathtub.
-Pass out
Day/Night 3: Saturday 1/1/11
-We all slowly wake up and make our way to the lesbian lounge.
-Watch fat people on tv for quite a while
-Lounge all day.
-Ri/Cody/Kate depart. KBYE
-Spreen and myself make a garbage run. Spotted: a million and a half stop signs. Spotted: Claypot-Man. Spotted: garbage security guard.
-Spend the rest of the day watching tv.
-Put the fate of dinner into a game of odds and evens. Pizza wins.
-Family adventure to the nearest pizza place for dinner.
-Return home and spend the rest of the night cleaning/lounging.
Day 4: Sunday 1/2/11
-Wake up.
-Finish cleaning.
-Depart and head back to the Jerz.
Mission Accomplished.
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